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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Pervert cancer

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Pervert cancer

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    10 hours ago

  • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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    Surprised there’s no truck nutz

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    PERVERT NO CANCER

    DOGS IN HOUSE.

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      Why would “NO” join the opposite side?

      The two readings I see are:

      PERVERT NO DOGS CANCER IN HOUSE

      and

      PERVERT CANCER NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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    Bet I can guess what political party they are affiliated with.

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      Libertarian. Definitely.

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    20 hours ago

    Is this clown allowed to own guns?

    • Servomoore@lemmy.world
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      Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      There’s probably 4 in the truck.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sadly, you know the answer. USA! USA!

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    You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.

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    Cancer Dog: Not even once.

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    okay let me get this straight. or gay. or whatever. dude got cancer from his dog sticking his dogs nose up his dogs butt and then his butt, and then he got cancer. i seen what they two do with their noise and tongue and butt together.

    he got like 100 times more cance than me

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    Sounds like an Early Cuyler rant 😆

    • sploder@lemmy.world
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      Don’t touch the trim dog!

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    The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.

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      Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        at least on this coast
        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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        Fair point, my mistake. 🤣

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          No problem, just remember not to lick any dog butts on your way out.

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            Had you said something earlier… Dammit!

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    What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”

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    …There. Now everybody knows.

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    Our education system folks.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      USA! USA!

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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    I really enjoy the upside down exclamation marks for i. ¡i

    And that P turned R

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    I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.

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      I hope they eat lettuce.

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        I eat lettuce… I get it at the grocery stores, and add it to my burgers, and sandwiches.

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      no that makes the stink from the dog farts worse

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