I feel that. I have plenty to coast for a long time, I could start a vintage electronics repair biz but I fear dealing with people and their fickle unrealistic expectations.

right near the xyphoid process?

As soon as they replace aircraft carriers and guns with thoughts and prayer.

“It doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian, baby!”

-Private Frost

We are. Because we say so. Now the other guy, wooboy what a bad guy!

That’s all a councilman can afford? A pizza box with no basement? He needs to up his bribe and kickback game.

Oh yeah, even the kid and the scientist?

aka coin toss

For a while there Turbodong 2000 was my hope of what AI would be used for.

https://youtu.be/fY1EIArdsto

https://youtu.be/Eoc4QyG2HVk

https://youtu.be/QTrO8qceTLo

If you’re not in tears, we can’t be friends

is this why youtube is lagging and buffering?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus_Has_Fallen

Watch. Laugh. Enjoy.

that’s an unfortunate pattern on that blanket

Oh what’s next, will Spain send three wooden boats to the New World, take a few pictures, and come back?

Oh no, my enormous air-conditioned living room on wheels is costing me marginally more to drive from a place I don’t want to be to a place I don’t need to be!

astronaut food designed for low residue

Not really, mainframes could have 8 megs of core in the 1960s.

I’m not even typing this, I’m a chatbot running on a Commodore 128

Shut up, comma, ugly ass.