What, so they’re just keeping busy burning Zelenskyy effigies while restocking, so they can then continue burning Palestinian children?

I know skim milk is just regular milk with water added to thin it out. At least, that’s what it tastes like.

“I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.”

• Dr Manhattan

Such is the scepticism over Netanyahu’s trustworthiness among the general public and independent press

Jesus. When you’re trusted even less than Trump … !

This must be where David Miscavige’s wife is!

Don’t forget, someone from 4chan’s /x/ would try to fuck one of them. In public. At the reveal.

Taking solace in the fact it’ll all be over one day.

Could’ve been, “Thank God, you found a promising opportunity. Hope it goes well”.

The correct way to say you love them is, “God and I are both in this bed, fucking you raw right now. Praise Jesus!”

That’s fine. Just have another leak, and scoop some up from the surface of the Gulf of Mexico.

… Hoping for an eventual Supreme Court victory …

Trump’s version of praying?

Don’t bother. Someone will tweet about it.

Wendy. Wendy Crabs.

Millions of years from now, they tell each other tales of the brief flicker of time when primates with delusions of grandeur captured them and drained them of their blood. But the primates aren’t around anymore. Nothing is, besides the horseshoe crab, watching the remains of the oceans dry up, as the sun grows larger and larger in the sky.

Thus is man one step closer to destroying God.

“Surrender … or I’ll start reading Dianetics at you!”

Yeah, but each murder gave Hegseth’s whisky dick a semi, so he figures it’s worth it.

I feel bad for the nurses.

Doubtless Trump will be personally visiting his good friend in the hospital. Maybe sneak him in some spray-on hair?

The Small Faces’ Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake goes pretty hard if you roll it down a hill.

IYKYK.