That doesn’t answer anyone’s question.

What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

What didn’t the dragon say?

"I am not resisting arrest. I am merely standing inside my home to be arrested. Why would I step outside to be arrested?

Idk how the people that didn’t vote for this regime deserve to have this happen to them.

Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.

Be a sex icon, but chastely.

I also don’t think it has to be true. That’s why I stopped thinking it and thought the other thing.

I’m gonna stop here, m8. You’re feeling some type of way, you’ve taken your own reading of what I wrote, and I’m not interested.

For doing such a close reading on the OP, you really skimped on my comment. Y’know, where I said “on first read” before amending with “but now”, meaning I had one assumption but it shifted.

It might take time to be mainstream but this dude was apparently banging everything that moved. He wasn’t mainstream, he was in the niche. I guess it does depend on when he was hoe-ing around. Assuming that OP is coming out to his father now(ish, don’t know the exact year) means his dad had to be going gangbusters in the 80s to 90s, after bisexuality as a term was rolling around.

At first read, I thought the dad was confessing to cheating on OP’s mum with dudes but now my question is…then what did the dad think it was?

“Bisexual” isn’t really a new term. And for someone who has been fucking around, you think they would’ve run into the term sooner.

You want to have a non-final product write the training for the next level of bot? Sure, makes sense if you’re stupid. Why did all these companies waste time stealing when they could just have one bot make data for the next bot to train on? Infinite data!

The title reads like pure SEO nonsense. They announced it last year didn’t they? No one reasonable is claiming vapourware because a game has gone silent for a year.

That is silly. There are absolutely brilliant people in among humanity, like gold dust sprinkled amidst sand.

I believe that if you wouldn’t be your own current-self’s friend, then you are not your authentic self. You aren’t doing what you like or acting in ways you find enjoyable.

Oh god no, I don’t talk to people in public any more.

I have repeatedly gotten “oldman yells from porch” angry when seeing a string of "peak"s and "absolute cinema"s in the comments under any form of media which, at best, can only claim it wasn’t trying to sell me something. I won’t get further into that because it’s not productive and probably sounds elitist.

Somehow, without the aid of nuclear devestation, people have managed to reset to Year 0. Just “rediscovering” shit that already existed as if it’s new tech. And then try to sell it to people.

It’d almost be funny if it didn’t make me so fuckin mad.

I don’t…like that it’s running?

I tried all day to get him to smooch me in my house, he couldn’t have been doing that public service.

I smiled.

I think everyone needs to recalibrate what ‘small talk’ is.

Some people are acting so opposed to small talk, as if it requires writing an essay on why you love a list of pop culture influencers and reality stars.