Percentage on how likely someone is to be caught if they were murdered along with the coordinates of that location 48 hours from current time.

Just for curiosity.

Or maybe what everyone else said about farts or something

Number of days since they finished reading a book.

Their name.

Happiness.

You could cheese this by picking a statistic for something like “likelihood to agree if asked for a favor”. I’m not going to stress over the wording on how to make it most useful, but something like that could be interesting.

Or something like “amount of undiagnosed cancers” if you want to save people.

Number of hugs

Lifetime Intrusive thoughts counter

I was going to hold back on this one, but then i read the comments section:

Willingness to give head on a scale of 1-100. the Stat could have different color codes though, so I could “at a glance” some further info. (like bright red means they probably have an STI, regardless of the number, or lavender over a woman means she prefers “tacos” if you catch my meaning, dark green could mean they are down with little convincing, you know, “that sort of thing.”)

I’m expecting to confirm my suspicions that the numbers are not as high as the spicy sites would have you believe.

Last time they had sex

Human or Not Human

Answers in this thread:

1. Goofy

2. Unquantifiable using any sort of objective metric

SAT Score.

Purely for dick-measuring.

lifetime number of orgasms

Number of times they’ve lied

Their net benefit (or harm) to humanity; measured in QALYs.

A generalization on the crimes score, but it also tells me who to befriend. I’m not a utilitarian, but it still seems like helpful data.