Yes, this is what I wanted.

Bring lube, like a very large container of it clearly labeled. Ensure everyone sees it and refuse to acknowledge it. It’s just your “bedtime supplies”.

Yeah, its $420.69

I like that

Imagine

I prefer garlic

Yeah, not only does your ass hurt but you can’t hear for a week.

Pretty sure this was taught at my CCW refresher course.

I’d agree with that. Also has the tendency to give ideas for new things to try occasionally.

Lmao fair enough I didn’t go back 2 years

Yeah that definitely tracks

I posted mine first

I’m a 5ish orgasms a week kind of guy. My girl and I have lived together for years. More than half of the orgasms come from her and I fucking around. The rest come from porn. Every so often we watch together (2 or 3 times a month with big swings sometimes). She rarely watches on her own as her drive is a good bit lower than mine. Neither of us consider it cheating but we do typically see if sex is on the table before watching. Seems healthy from my perspective but I’d love to hear how it works for others.

Agreed

I’m more of a prawn guy personally.

Mac

I think there is a difference between racial jokes and racist jokes. I also think either can be considered dark humor. One is just typically cringe.

Big hell yeah

Ok buddy