Still better than a cat.
My hair is worse than cat’s hair for sure
I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.
Then you’ll just be spending all your time cutting hair out of your Roomba’s rollers.
True
But now you have a supply of ponytail holders!
Super useful and also a great cat toy, UNDER SUPERVISION. (My cat had to have a bunch of them endoscoped out of her belly, so keep track of yours)
Rip lesbian polycule
Get a powered spinny sucky attachment thing
I have had plenty of girlfriends in my 45 years, and none of them used bobby pins. My mother had some that she never used, though. By the time I came around, she had had enough with the long hair life and went short.
And your hoodies start to disappear
