…so what? How is that relevant to anything?

Yes, of course I do. I usually signal even when I’m totally alone on the road.

Tesla has started putting up to $10,000 on the hood of Cybertrucks.

Well that’s nice. Is this $10,000 up for grabs, or do you need to buy the truck first? Is it in one of those silver suitcases?

Motherfucker thinks he’s Jerlamarel.

*has done, asshole. He has cancer, but he’s not dead yet.

Anyway, yesterday he pulled all his bags of treats out, but left them all completely untouched.

My what now?

I wonder if the office employs specialists for different categories of patents…

My mom used to pick out clothes for me as a little kid before school, and I’d come downstairs in completely different outfits.

I mean. Coleslaw or other slaw, potato or pasta salad, pickles? Mashed potatoes? Those are all good American BBQ sides.

I still wipe first with a bidet. I don’t need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don’t need swamp ass, either.

It’s definitely not 100%, and I’m rarely waking up at 6am, but I can usually just decide when I want to get up, and wake without an alarm. It’s like I can tell the time in my sleep.

I’m not saying some completely different bird laid an egg that contained a chicken. The change may be gradual, but the mutations still happen in the eggs. The first chicken or chickens were hatched, not transformed by radioactive goo.

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That’s not how evolution works. The chicken egg did come before the chicken, because that’s where mutations occur.

I was in a Portal, Arizona recently, which is a pretty rural area. On the radio a public service type advertisement came on explaining your rights if you get arrested by or encounter ICE. It felt like something from a movie.

One of the comments there says this would be similar to Moon and countless other movies. But a big Blockbuster Moon/TwilightZone-style flick sounds good to me. I’ve been dying for a Star Trek movie that’s more weird Twilight Zone scifi plot and a lot less save the universe/Federation from being wiped out.

Everyone knows “why”. The question is “how”. How are they preparing for a third term? We all know they are.

Do you mean because he’s Wanted (wanted!), dead or alive?

Well…you fucking voted a whole cohort of them, so…

Do you have a reliable starter recipe?