

At this point, the human extinction is an enthusiastically advertised feature and not a bug.


At this point, the human extinction is an enthusiastically advertised feature and not a bug.


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Fuck you Todd, you fascist piece of shit. You can get dragged straight hell by your lips, sealed around Donald Trump’s cock. This is our country, our White House, and our free press. YOU are the one here by privilege, and it’s obvious from your obsequious fear that you can see that privilege ending.


Semen strudel everyday baby!


Oh man, maybe people should stop buying these. I bet they totally won’t though.


The one place capitalism couldn’t taint, has been tainted by capitalism…



“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
- Donald Trump


Yes, he was an awful man for totally running Hulkamania wild on the Twin Towers during September Slam at the World Trade Center.
And the racism stuff was pretty bad too I guess.
The surveillance society has already been normalized to a new generation of young people. This is simply the next step. The answer to “who uses Meta glasses?” is everyone, because it’s now normal to record and upload everything you do so you might as well have a camera conveniently placed in your stylish and trendy new glasses.
In the same way that it is weird or suspicious to not have a Facebook or Instagram plastered with your face, your friends faces, your cat, and enviable deeds and exploits, it will become weird to complain about being recorded by someone’s glasses - “Why, what are you hiding? What don’t you want us to see? What are you so afraid of?” The biggest sacrifice we’ve made is not the right to privacy, but to even value and understand what it is and why it is important; the very idea of privacy is eroded.
The campaign to label this phenomena a perversion has the right idea, but the wrong scope. Tech does not push these devices to enable sexual perverts, they push them to sell us the means of our own surveillance and to expand their data gathering capabilities by perverting what is viewed as normal when it comes to privacy. Being surreptitiously recorded in private spaces is just the beginning - imagine a society in which it is common and normal to have a camera in every other pair of glasses, and for it to be impossible to know when and where you may be recorded.
They did this with cell phones, now they’re doing it with glasses, TVs, cars, and anything else they can cram a camera, a microphone, a modem, and a computer in.


No, they’re going to use it to kill us all. That’s the point.
No, each tech CEO in the circle is masturbating the penis of the two adjacent tech CEOs.
Have you never been to a circlejerk before?


The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is updating vehicle standards to make it easier and faster for driverless cars to deploy on public roads. It’s currently tweaking eight rules, including those requiring car parts that driverless cars don’t really need: brake pedals, windshield wipers, and rearview mirrors. But for now, years-old standards remain in place.
Beyond private companies using tax dollars to manage their special regulatory environment, privatize and monetize public roads, and test their unfinished and unregulated products on citizens, I expect these to be fully-equipped roving surveillance and oppression machines:
Each car can be covertly equipped with a suite of LPR or facial recognition cameras, sensors, and signals intelligence equipment.
Autonomous cars can patrol and surveil large areas to gather intelligence while acting as innocuous taxis.
Journalists, brown people, or pregnant woman making the mistake of entering one of these could simply be recognized and driven to a “detention” center for arrest.
Vehicles can autonomously work in tandem to hunt down and assault other vehicles, or serve as transport for domestic military operations, or blockade roads.
Service can be selectively denied to certain areas or social groups to curtail and manage movement during protests or events.
I mean, just use your imagination as to how an authoritarian federal government could collude with a Fascist tech CEO to leverage a large autonomous robo-taxi fleet set upon the population:

I choose you!… to call 911!
Check this out!
M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!


I miss the believable lies.


“My smoking doctor told me to spray my pussy with Lysol or my husband would leave me for a younger woman and it would be my fault for having a stinky pussy.”
How did a brand name survive for 100 years after this??
At this point it’s pretty apparent that not only do we not need a president, we can still function with one that is actively working to destroy the country.