Add location too, otherwise that’s just cruel.

“You’re going to die in 2 days!”

“Oh god, how? Where? Why?”

“No idea, get fucked scrub!”

We truly live in the worst timeline that this would even be considered.

phone rings, main character picks it up

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” - MC

“Uhh, I’m just calling about your extended car warranty…” - poor bastard

In the end, isn’t that the real treasure?

“In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”;

Still doesn’t work.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

I’m ready:

I haven’t taken a shit for days, so it’s more of a number two problem.

Hot bot on bot action, knowing the internet.

questioning authority

Parent: make sure to question authority

Kid: why?

Parent: listen here you little shit…

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

For me, it’s like I’m playing a video game/ or watching a movie of myself. I’m seeing my body interact with people and saying things, but I’m not aware that I’m doing it. More like I’m watching myself do these things, waiting to see what I’ll say/do next like a movie or cut scene in a game.

Much better now that every website is “optimised” for as revenue.

What’s the book called?

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago…

It’s not the same, you will see different constellations in different seasons.

Edit: there are constellation map apps you can play around with to get a sense of it. This website lets you do the same.

Yup! The lovely little goofballs love to murder things for fun.

I am stealth, you can’t see me.

Too late