Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
Stew that blinds him for a day
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
“Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”
This kid will be alright
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
Living his best life.
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad… whatever.
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, “here’s why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can’t decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought.”
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won’t ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
