my grandma used to have one in the back of a fireplace to make it look pretty. I asked her what it was and she said a salt lamp. I was a dumb kid so OBVIOUSLY I needed to know what it tasted like. When she wasn’t around I crawled back there and took a lick. What I didn’t account for is that it would be covered in ash and dust and my tongue would just be covered in that instead.

Good times.

for what it’s worth this is what Colorado springs police cars look like:

I work at a grocery store, tortillas are on 2 left. You can just ask us 😁

for all these people booing, I want to point out that I don’t blame you OP. AI is sneaky and any meme nowadays you post without thinking has the chance to turn out to be a trojan horse of slop.

I do, however, blame the mods for not listening to the community and adding a rule about AI.

jokes on you, I learned about texting forensics on a true crime documentary when I was 10 and have purposefully made my writing style unique since then.

also noone is written as one word, fight me.

I have suicidal transgenders and suicidal vocaloids (who are also occasionally transgender). Does that help?

I saw a “don’t tread on me” license plate but the snake was covered by a police department sticker 😭

ALSO it would be SO cool to see a map where instances are mapped by federation and bigger if they had a lot of users, like thefedi verse logo but actual instances

the meme of asking mamdani for help when literally ANYTHING goes wrong is very funny to me

if a customer ever gives me this im refusing it LMAO

my manager constantly hummed when talking to people, I have no idea how she never ran out of breath. it was kinda impressive

she got a promotion and moved to a different location recently :(

I like to stim by rolling my rs and changing the pitch when im working outside by myself. it’s fun 😙

happy cake day

but if I leave the AC on cold for too long I get mini fogs where the air blows

yeah, I crashed my car in a dream the other night 😔

QUIT WITH THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB

I have never thought about that before. That’s a good idea

that’s true. My family has lived here for 6 generations and from what I’ve been told it’s gotten a LOT worse.

We have a megachurch here too. Lost my mom to that cult, though shes always been a shitty person tbh 😪
For some reason there’s a tiny dominos right next to it which I got pizza from and it was pretty awkward lol

I live in Florida and I have a rebuttal. I live in a small county and it’s ALL old people. It’s fucking HELL to live around people who are so old they can hardly operate a shopping cart, and they can vote too.

The only plus is that old people have no idea what being trans is actually like, so since im 5’5 and have a feminine voice I pass to literally everyone. It always amuses me whenever someone with Trump/TPUSA merch genders me correctly which happens nearly every day since I work as a cashier

my guess is either Florida or Texas