

Let’s Wake The Neighbors - Whitest Kids U Know
https://.youtube.com/watch?v=hsn63yAzP6E


Is one of your 16 great+ grandparents a president? Are you contributing something to the world millions have enjoyed?
Holy shit, that guy is so cool, changing my PfP, brb
Lil’ bit of ragebait has always been part of shitposting, but usually it’s at least funny ragebait
Very true! Please, enjoy the safe-edgey HR approved joke below, specially curated to not be a bannably controversial!


Well, they do drink no matter what, but they dont need much!


Mibkeys need like a shot of whisky to get hammered you stingy bastard! I’d call you a caveman but they at least would throw a dog a bone


Have you SEEN the price of whisky these days? The cost of getting that little fucker drunk and lightfingered is negligible, even if he smokes like a chimney


Man, Europe sounds miserable these days!
When I worked at the gas station, I never charged for gas. I’d let them put their card in, say “Nah man, gas is free today”, and then steal their bank information. I stole over 1,000,000,000,000 from dumb fucking rubes using this simple little trick :)


I think that, and Mr. Pocket were my two favorite parts


Source: Pete Kegseth keeps drunktexting reporters when he’s schlammered


“This too shall pass”, even for emperors of the world.
I remember watching the release Live with a few buddies, and the “gunshot proof windows” shattered with the gentle toss of a ball bearing.
I knew just watching the release it would flop, they marketed solely to clueless hipster assholes instead of actual truck-buying rednecks.


Goes outside
Ah shit, no way!
Alas, you left them in all day too, so…
My favorite thing is the boomer anger towards 6-7

“Back in my day, our funni numbers mean something, and we wore onions on our belts, as was the fashion of the time”
I trawl c/lemmyshitpost for jokes to send to my Grandma, my poor Christian eyes!
You betcha!