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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Lanske@lemmy.world
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    In other words: a totally normal kid

  • Bluedragon012@lemmy.world
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    He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.

    (to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)

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      Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.

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        Why not? We’re not billionaires.

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          Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?

          Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴‍☠️ and might have parents that could post bail

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      Stew that blinds him for a day

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.

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    Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.

    That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.

      Just not the funny kind.

      • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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        Happy cake day

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          WOOOOOO!!!

        • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?

          • fartographer@lemmy.world
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            “Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is

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    That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.

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    • akwd169@sh.itjust.works
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      Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?

      Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad

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    From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.

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    Hell yeah brother. Represent.

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    I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.

    I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.

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    I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.

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    This kid will be alright

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    I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      https://projectshaka.com/

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    Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.

    • LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world
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      “Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”

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    Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.

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    Living his best life.

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