Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
The Sun.
I shall eat the Sun.
A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.
As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.
The rich
a bar of soap
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

You’d barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they’d taste if they were edible.
Edible candles do exist, they’re made of beeswax or tallow instead
They don’t taste great, but edible
According to a random Quora user that I trust with my life, you can eat small amounts of candle wax! Although, even if I were told it’s poisonous I’d still probably lick a candle.
An operational RTG.
Human selfishness.
The greed in everyones hearts
Anti-freeze. It’s allegedly tasty
I would eat one bitcoin
A nickel
A Billionaire maybe
this is my answer too!!







