I feel for the victim, her own statements are why the DA didn’t seek charges as she stated she originally consented to sex with one of the fraternity guys as well as consented to take the ketamine she was under the influence of. How those facts somehow gives these guys a blank check to treat her like a sex atm is beyond my comprehension.

None of the 7 were charged with a crime, let alone convicted. You’re mistaking their university punishment with a criminal proceeding.

Grim, it’s a shame this guy died free

Taking this in another direction, Aziz Ansari did a comedy set at my college nearly 20 years ago; he was hysterical. He did tons of crowd work and had everyone in stitches. Then, about an hour into his performance he says “oh, by the way, I haven’t even started my regular set yet”. He went at least another 45 minutes after that.

As for my favorite concert, it’d have to be seeing Coheed and Cambria play In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth 3 in its totality on an anniversary tour. I was with my college roommates and we all love that album so much so it made the show extra meaningful as we belted out song after song together.

Trenton style tomato pies are the best

Considering Don loves Andrew Jackson, it’d be poetic justice for his lackeys to be forced to march on their own trail of tears.

I agree in principle, but the UN building is on the East River side of Manhattan

His motivations for becoming a turncoat were practical, not ideological

Your joke sucks

Don’t fret too much about having to pick a career now; I switched careers in my late 20’s so you’re not locked into what you pick at first. I did have a low paying internship for about a year beteeen full time jobs though so it was a sacrifice for that time.

Ironic

And the concept (hopefully just a concept) of Rods from God is terrifying.

Nothing good ever happens

I have an LG tv. They ask you to sign a EULA any time the voice command button is pressed on the remote. I hit it by accident sometimes and reject the terms

My father always said, the ocean washes away all your sins. He meant that it helps get rid of a hangover, but I find that it helps in a lot of other ways too.

I’m struggling to process how the fuck that cop could still write a ticket after seeing a valid proof of insurance. The sheer arrogance is ridiculous

Sorry mate, I was in Cork City in September 2025… you’re a year off.

Isn’t that DJ Khaled?

You can’t even spell the name of the place right maybe sit this one out.

Wait, this is bait, isn’t it?

Reality is just a sad string of poorly done mad-libs now.