Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
How’d you know she was hungry?
A Billionaire maybe
OP said inedible
this is my answer too!!
The rich
Liquid hot magma
The word on the card is “Lava” but we will accept the answer.
Notl it bloody well isnt.
Its Liquid Hot Magma. Thank you.
Wheres the damn sharks?
Sorry. We have seabass.
They are mutated seabass.
Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
So many good answers already taken.
I’m eating all the nuclear launch codes.
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Cause you should be able to eat them like the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when he ate the flower cup!
Did you ever watch Fraggle Rock? This sounds like what the Doozers ate and it was made of sugar.
Those Riedel wine glasses would have the most satisfying crunch!
Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.
Settle down marine. No need for bragging.
What does it taste like?
wax and glue? about like what you would expect them to taste.
Yes, like the texture, the taste, does it taste anything at all?
Why would I spoil it for you when you could instead join me and find out yourself
Lol, I rather not but that is an interesting offer.
Fascists.
Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.
Kepler-452b
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

I wonder if in that mix, would the bleach just break down into its base components of salt, water and oxygen?
You’d barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
Plasma directly from the sun
Definitely uranium. Those calories are light
An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I’m famished.
Start with the semen, you’ll be full before you get to the food rations.













