Nothing. By separating sleep time and TV time, I’m less likely to fall asleep before I’m ready, and I fall asleep much faster when it’s bedtime.

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If this one is successful, the next post will be “How do I fake a terminal illness to get on the Make a Wish list?”

That’s like asking a Sommelier why they drink wine since it all just tastes like vinegar.

If your nose was as refined as a dog, you’d appreciate the musk of a good asshole.

Potato buns was my nickname in high school.

I worked as beer rep and occasionally talked to bar owners who had gotten busted in this exact way. Never once have I ever heard them complain about the kid specifically. They’ll complain about the bartender that didn’t check ID, or the LCB in general, but I don’t think anyone his holding a grudge against those kids, and certainly not to the point of risking additional assault charges.

I overdrew my account less than 24 hours before my paycheck cleared.

I was thinking that might be the case, but I’m not sure what would get us closer to the minimum force required to punch holes in someone.

I don’t have the knowledge of physics or math to figure it out, but I suppose we could find something that definitely can rip through someone, like a small cannonball, and figure out how much force it would put on the body, and adjust the mass and size for a baseball and see how much speed you’d need to get that amount of force?

I prefer the Pixel to the Pixel Pro, so, somewhere between those two sizes.

I wouldn’t doubt it.

Definitely a fair question.

We all lived in the same house at the time, and Mom’s name was on the deed, so up until that point we were walking on eggshells to keep things civil until other arrangements were in place.

I still don’t know what Mom’s problem was with her, not that I even care. Before that point, they would each text me “You won’t believe what she said to me!”. I was stick on the middle trying to figure out what really happened, but something my mom said didn’t match with a major detail that she didn’t know about my wife’s past, so I had a feeling she was the one causing the shenanigans. That’s when I suggested the recordings.

My mom told me that she heard my soon-to-be-wife say some really horrible things about her and my kids behind my back.

Whatever she thought that would accomplish didn’t work, because I had already told my wife to start recording her interactions with my mom. (Clearly not my first rodeo)

Mom wasn’t real happy when I told her I’d listen to the audio.

Disappointing others.

Want a peanut?

There is no scientific definition of woke,

Not asleep.

Back before I met her, my wife was a server and she would never report her overtime hours. No matter how many hours she put in (and it was often 7 days a week) she would never (on paper) exceed 40 hrs/week because she somehow thought it would put her in a higher tax bracket and she would lose money.

The pub she worked at eventually got into other trouble for labor law issues, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the owners purposely told the servers that just for the free labor.

As many others have said, I don’t see what it has to do with being part of the resistance, but…

It’s partially true. Once you make above a certain threshold, you lose benefits.

Last year I got a raise at work, which put my household above the income limit for health insurance, so even though I only make a few dollars more each check, I now have to pay two hundred a month for insurance that won’t pay for anything until I’ve covered the $3000 deductable.

This is exactly why I don’t watch action movies anymore.

Not enough trebuchet.