Yesterday when I touched the cast paw print of my bestest boy. A post from someone else made me remember him. I was crying from losing him and also looking up old videos of him being cute and silly.

Is your son JD vance?

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

I was there yesterday. It’s cold AF all year.

I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.

Completely agree. It is fucking unhinged and a great read.

I can’t keep up. Did you know that ostriches bury their head in the sand to avoid vipers? Vipers can’t see prey if their heads are obscured.

Oh shit. I think I did it.

What happened in 1981?

Thank you for what you are doing. I also contribute in my own way that I’m not going to describe in detail.

Huh. I never thought about the other way to interpret that simple question.

Thank you for turning that around. I feel the value of you being smart enough to think of that.

I know it’s rather gauche to reply to yourself but also I don’t give a shit.

The government knows when you masturbate.

https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM

If you are thinking of how you milk a washing machine, Imma ask if you been thinkin hard enough

Yep. Have four of those type. Occasionally, once a decade or so, I have to maintain em. But otherwise I milk em. Like cows.

I value you, even when no one else does. I know that doesn’t mean much from an internet stranger. Nevertheless I am putting in the effort to tell you that I value you.

I don’t really miss social media. Lemmy is the only thing I would even consider social media. I’ve moved all of my family over to Signal and we don’t talk much. Which is fine. We exist as a family across all time zones at times.

I hope that you don’t have to serve the capitalists as long as you think you need to.

How babby formed?

Man, when I was a teenager, I hit the ceiling of my room multiple times.

I have no idea, I haven’t used base firefox in a few years now.