I got laid off last year. I used the time between jobs to study for and obtain 7 professional certifications. I was planning to get more but ran out of time as my employer from before the job I was laid off from was quite happy to hear I wanted to come back.

He now specifically has Astrum Sleep for this specifically.

I am very very good. At being an asshole.

This is just another DEI plan. I’m all for it. But it fails in practice.

No. I brought up four kids by myself. Last left in 2021.

Oh no. What would I ever do without this ridiculous technology I never asked for?

Education. But you can clearly see the defects of the last 40 years of defunding and deriding education.

I’m so glad I work at a place where there are no late night calls, no overtime, and no time tracking. It’s all about the results you bring to the table while you’re working.

Interstellar

Squirrel! Where’s moose??

Liam wants to know your location.

I’ve signed an order to change the name of Mar a Lago to Is a Pedo.

I was a mod for a number of large communities. I contributed thoughtful (and sometimes not so thoughtful) content on a regular basis. When the API debacle happens I and quite a number of long time (15+ years) reddit users quit and haven’t returned. I nuked my account then deleted it. Haven’t been back since and don’t miss it.

I think the results of many long term intelligent content generators leaving at once are pretty self evident.

Fun story. My first wife wanted to dress me in drag, as at the time I was an absolute twink and she thought I would look amazing. So we did that. And I did look good. Although I’m already tall (194 cm) and was wearing 4 inch heels so I then became very tall. Anyway we went to a drag show and the performers dragged me up on stage and tried to get me to sing we are family with them. I did, although I can’t hold a tune for shit. It was a ton of fun, but I’ve never done it again.

I’m with you there. I don’t block for disagreement, I block for assholery

Because who’s gonna stop them?

Well I’ve heard of a Coin operated boy but not an elevator.

I’m in a similar spot. The best massage for me involves a lot more pressure than most people need. I’m 195cm, 120 kilos (biiig guy) and almost no place has what I need, in my area. Rails on the ceiling so they can walk on my back. It allows them to crack my spine a little and provide enough pressure to break up the knots I get in my lower spine due to scar tissue from a surgery I had years ago.

The only place that has those rails is the local rub and tug. I just explicitly tell them at the start “no happy ending”. Most of the ladies speak enough English to get it. And they’re fine with not doing it, I always give a good tip anyway.