I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

The way this is shot, it looks like he’s mostly underwater. Took me a second to realize it was an optical illusion.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he’s stupid as fuck. He’s going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait… there are none. Cowards.

What what, in the butt…

That’s a valid point.

I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

Are you winning if your only opponent suddenly changes into a child who throws tantrums every other day?

I am so glad I bought so much foreign currency in January.

Stupid is as stupid does. Oh wait… I got that wrong. Liar is as liar does.

I’ve always wondered what it felt like to mothers who didn’t know they had a child inside. Like… how do you explain the kicking? Do you just think you have an alien and go about your day? I… struggle with not knowing what’s going on there.

Get back in your loch.

Would you use your blinker in a car? Would you wink at your lover, from afar? Would you twerk and dimple, or is that too far? I don’t know how to rhyme this anymore, ABLAR.

Well he does have tiny hands, if that helps.

Genocide is as genocide does.

Shitting all over Andrew Tate, for a certified alpha male, is like a poof on a cloud.

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Well that’s some prime dick sucking from AP.

Well that’s a bonus to moving to Florida I never contemplated. Fiery debris raining from the sky that I can collect and assemble into a rocket. Some day.

I don’t get it.