Well that’s a bonus to moving to Florida I never contemplated. Fiery debris raining from the sky that I can collect and assemble into a rocket. Some day.

“rapid unscheduled disassembly.”

Or in laymans terms…shits broke!

Time to fire all the airports for blaming SpaceX for its debris

Turns out Elon sucks at everything.

It’s certainly a good thing that the part of the government that investigates and tries to limit this sort of thing wasn’t one of the first ones cut by musk. /s

confirming my theory of trash magnets existing beneath Florida

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