And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.
Alternatively, with some help:
So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.
Letting her know I like her by launching my eyeballs out of their sockets and dropping my tongue completely to the floor.
edit: Forgot the old-timey car horn sound.
arOOOOgah!
Don’t forget Turing your face into a wolf and howling about it.
The prompt was about things we don’t already do in this reality though?
Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
Amazed nobody has said float through the air on the waft of a delicious pie yet
I’m going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.
In a similar thought, I was thinking of asking people for help making my thumb huge…
I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.
Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.
Boing! Boing! Jumping off a roof so I can bounce bounce bounce, I can’t jump for shit IRL and I want to.
Also maybe some NSFW stuff I am not about to detail.
Have you tried a trampoline?
(For the bounce - but also for NSFW stuff I guess…)
I have a reoccurring dream about that.
Bouncing, that is. Cough, cough…
Phone call someone and during the split screen physically jump into their side of the call.
Cut down a tree by standing on a branch and cutting the branch from the tree.
I don’t think anyone has mentioned buying some invisible paint!
Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.
Imma buy a LOT of anvils
I’m gonna sneak up behind you, and…
MEEP! MEEP!
