“I don’t know.”

Similar number of people think the president actually has the authority to do this.

Congress is just fucking off

Play Nintendo. I like the character that wears green

See Pakistan.

Shit can work out. Russia has plenty of peeps looking for seedy revenue streams

Exactly why the lesson any other non-nuclear armed country should learn is to get the nukes

Why would any nation that does not have nukes not start making nukes right now?

The USA has shown over and over, it’s the only thing we take seriously. We don’t give a fuck until you have nukes. We don’t care about treaties, alliances, deals. We only care if you can start the nuke wars. Anything else is just “how can we take advantage of you?”

Also … World, I understand you’re not reading this, but for the three of ya that do, boycott us. Tariff the shit out of us. You got this, and thanks for all the fish.

Do you hear that, Randy?

Have ya met us? It’s what we do

Wow. That is a whole lot of getting your undies in a wad over a meme that does NOT exclude any gender feeling this way.

You brought a bunch of bias to this one. Might want to look into why that is

Hang…nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo

All of the above. Let’s party!

The hills are alive with the sound of music

No!

🏴‍☠️⛵🏴‍☠️

Big Mouth strikes again!

this human form is limiting

Except Trump isn’t here to help their wallets.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Thanks, you rock

Sitting in the window seat on a flight to work in Florida. The sun was setting and the sky was gorgeous. Full flight.

The lady next to me was somewhat disheveled and sad. Noticed the ankle bracelet and that she didn’t speak English with the flight attendant when trying to ask for help.

She noticed me marveling at the display outside and said “beauty”. A ‘no engles’ and a ‘no Espanol’ later, we fumble through enjoying a sunset together. Just two humans traveling together to very separate destinations. She cried. I cried. Used Google translate to say “sorry we make this difficult for you. I hope for the best”

The flight home was another gorgeous and full sunset flight. Another lady sitting next to me, both soaking in the beauty. She was a little older with what seemed to be her husband, both dressed to a T.

A ‘no engles’ and a ‘no Espanol’ later, we fumble through enjoying a sunset together. Just two humans traveling together to somewhat similar destinations.

Such a beautifull tragic things humans can be.