Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Say what you will, I’ll let my portfolio do the talking.

What does -$10,000 say?

Anyone who runs…

Would be trivial to prove with security footage.

It’s the most insane cope I’ve ever seen and I don’t get it either. It’s an absolutely stupid theory for multiple reasons, mainly because all the “real” killer has to do is pop another CEO and suddenly the feds look very fucking stupid. Second, if Luigi really isn’t the guy, it is trivial to prove he wasn’t there. The shooter was tracked basically from the moment he set foot in new York, surely there would be some footage of Luigi literally anywhere else during that time.

I hear oceangate needs a new sub operator.

I make em look like me as much as possible because I want to be the badass lol.

Except final fantasy, I went with the exploding ponytail with the emo bangs because it reminds me of my first paladin on wow.

Those Bono safety glasses are hilarious though

The real play is to get a soft fluffy pillow that you can adjust by moving the fluff around. I can virtually flatten it if my neck is bugging me, or stuff a bunch in one side for side sleeping. Mine is a sealy and I don’t think I’ll use a different brand again.

They got 2 packs at Costco.

AVAST VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED

That bitch will forever haunt me.

Clearing about 5 rows of taskbars from my mom’s internet Explorer years and years ago. Finding out she was paying for McAfee recently.

There were also several instances of reddit tankies infiltrating other leftist subs to try to take them over.

Those are Christmas gifts. The parents are just showing appreciation for you already not driving their kids into a tree, not bribing you lol.

I guess the blonde dude is getting shocked but it looks like he is CUMMING.

Probably because he hasn’t tried to conserve anything yet. I hear Republicans hate that.

Wish I could find the quote from whatever Israeli minister about “hamas babies.”

The measure of truth is how funny something is.

Therefore, it is true that Elon musk has a mangled penis.

The disagreement is about who else sucks.

That’s what my girlfriend says when she pulls out the strap.

(Cause I’m choking on plastic)

They could make Jesus blonde as well.