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You’re a naughty little turtle
That’s what my girlfriend says when she pulls out the strap.
(Cause I’m choking on plastic)
Don’t make me break out the plastic straws!
Turtle play?
You can afford a headboard, and bed frame? Ok, Mr. Pennybags.
Pollution is killing our planet.
For you to experience something similar to what a turtle experiences, you need to suffer sleep paralysis while self roped in your own bedsheets
Then imagine you can’t breathe
