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Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
✅ feces
✅ Transport parcel
Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
Removed from the environment.
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average…
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
Read better man
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This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
