: sky net watches 2k hours of Trump recordings:

Skynet: Terminate! Terminate! Terminate!

IMHO: Imhotep! May He Oversee!

We be raising mummies.

I’m trying to figure out how I can incorporate the 12 foot skeleton into my 100sqft studio apartment.

If I leave the windows open and it’s scaling the side of the building and I move my bed I think I can make it work.

The people on the fifth and sixth floor may complain, though.

Nunchucks were originally used to thresh grain before they became a peasant weapon.

Oh no, dont thweton me. :3

Grandpa wants to change his diaper before it’s been shit.

I’ve seen critically reviewed papers that mouth breathers like you are taking up too much oxygen. You should look at yourself in the mirror. How much does it hurt?

Everybody knows only black males such as myself commit crimes… : exits scene left when the black face starts to sweat off:

Sounds like something from 1001 Arabian Nights.

When you live in a big city you learn where you can spend time on the cheap. Look for libraries, beaches, parks.

If you find the right Cafe/bar/tavern, be kind and tip well a couple times and they won’t get sore if you nurse a pint while grinding out the last hundred pages of Dune.

Myself, at least, nobody but my closest friends knows about my collection, and I don’t talk about it because it would bore them to tears.

Or they would just tell me to pirate soft synth in Ableton and use a cheap midi, which is financially rational, but it isn’t the same.

Think of how many YouTube channels have walls of games or books behind them. Or people that have 400 games in their stream account they never even play. Synth cost of entry is higher, so proper hoarders are rarer.

If I had another digit on my income, I’d probably find an excuse to buy a used instrument at the pawn because it’s a wicked rush imagining what you can do with this new tool.

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Another synthesizer that I don’t even have a stand for.

And a legendary blue ox for a mount.

Strange Fruit.

Just arrange a tactical order of Taco Bell.

Can’t wait for the How To Treat Polio With What You Have In Your Kitchen Cabinet videos.

Laundry day is a very dangerous day.