I wonder if americans will ever learn, that there is no such thing as bad publicity…

baby powder has changed my life… And habits…

It means that a person should back up their talking with action.

Walk the walk.

That threat should be enough for anyone…

“Rapists and murderers”

“They’re not sending their best.”

It’s your presidents words by the way.

Microsoft:

Is it bad to say, that as a man with no knowledge or experience with makeup, I do know that woman is worse at it than me?

I guess it’s hard to use the bathroom mirror, when the bathroom is a prison for someone…

Every post on here is poking me in the ribs…

Cave woman that I helped: “You’re not installing porn are you?”

Me: “Uhh, no?! Is that what you meant by helping you to setup the computer. Are you mistaking me for your husband?”

I hate to predict things

That’s a huge part of your fucking job! Anticipating the consequences of your decisions.

Basierend auf dem Foto könntest du tatsächlich eine Hexe sein.

Then you probably wouldn’t have to ask on Lemmy how to express your objections. But OP did; so no “shit”.

using my own time for work shit is unacceptable.

Drop the word “shit” and you got it.

Friends and family must feel real lucky to have you in their lives.

It is not hamas they are trying to pile pressure on…

Only innocent Palestinians.

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit” - J. R. R. Tolkien

That is just how all good things start; with a small idea that grows. Same with anything creative.

I was the same. Then I turned 30…