I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.
When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.
Yeah! Merica!
All this woke ass anti cigarette shit! Y’all have obviously never enjoyed a cup of coffee and a smoke on a still summer morn. A post coital puff as your lover plays her fingers through your chest hair like smoke on the water. Good lord I miss cigarettes!
But seriously never smoke, it smells terrible, will ruin your health, and is an all around terrible proposition.
Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?
I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.
3 whole fucking packs a DAY? Did you even breathe normal air?
I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.
I can relate.
I never got as bad as my father, who used a lighter once a day and lit the rest of them off of the last one.
I smoke about a half a pack a day and feel like a dick for it. I’d like to quit, but i don’t want to.
I only got to a pack a day before I quit for vaping, and I’ve been titrating down of that and hope to be off it entirely soon.
I do miss the tingle you get from that first smoke of the day. But it’s not worth not being able to smell anything and spending so much money.
I roll my own. Cheap as hell, but I wish I could stop. I’d lose my goddamn mind if I did.
I tried that but I ruined so many clothes because it ashed on me I went back to pre rolls
You gotta get longer cut tobacco and a scale to keep it consistent.
I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.
It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.
Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.
This reads like a Pharma advert.
Yeah, this worked well for me, too. The generic one you mention also had less side effects for me. There’s still the vivid dreams / nightmares, but less intense.
From Chantix /Champix I recollect the spider dreams and floor crumbling beneath me.
But hey, anything to quit smoking.
Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?
I stopped smoking a while ago now… but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.
Don’t smoke kids.
They don’t stay still long enough to roll properly.
How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?
They taste like unicorns
Nearly all of my family smokes, and I fucking hate it. There were countless times, as far as I can remember, when I tried to do something with my dad, it was nice for a while, then he goes for a ‘quick smoke’ and stays there forever.
I can put my life in danger. I can put your life in danger. But I draw the line when you put my life in danger.
Just one nail of many in my mom’s coffin
It was the primary nail in my mother’s coffin and her mother’s coffin too.
Knowing that addictive tendencies are hereditary, I hope you are OK & continue to be OK.
I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the “smoke shack” in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.
This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.
Holy pearl clutching.
Lemmy can be so stereotypically “well actually” annoying. Any light-hearted whatever topic will be filled with douchenoozles pearl clutching.
quit 30 years now. quit because it was killing me. other corps are still trying.
I’m so happy that I’m on 10 years without cigarettes.
This would work better than cancer warnings on cigarette packs.
