Hold my beer…

No one was putting that much cheese on a ploughman’s during the war.

I can also smell ants but only after I squish them.

My superpower is I can accurately pour one or one half cup of rice by sight and feel without going by the line on the measuring cup.

I’ve heard the (stupid) name before but had no idea what they did. Not everyone on Lemmy works in tech or has investment portfolios… But it sounds like if I’ve bought something online I’ve probably used them before?

Shopify is a stupid fucking name. I can only assume the company and service is equally as stupid.

The problem is people are stupid. As evidenced by the picture.

I don’t want some government or people telling me what I can and can’t do

OK, you would be one of the children in the picture.

What in the world makes you think Disney is in a creative field? They are solely in a money-making field.

Ladies, gentlemen, enbys, and others: Karma whoring has come to Lemmy.

Just that it’s not a new thing like you made it sound.

Um, A-Rod has been a thing for a while now.

We can insult Trump without restoring to ableist slurs.

I was under the impression it was six people that were DOGE henchmen. They absolutely knew what the job was so I don’t know what you’re on about. Their names should absolutely be public knowledge.

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

I’m happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible. I hope you reflect on how fortunate you are.

Why would Reddit care if subs disallowed links that would take their users off platform?

Gas jumped $0.40 here this week.

If you have a Braum’s nearby you can get a bomb-ass burger with two quarter pound patties, crinkle cut fries, and drink or shake for about $9.

But you probably don’t have a Braum’s around unless you are in the US and in one of like two shithole states.

All this 100% tax will do is stop the slightly less wealthy non-EU residents that are currently buying houses. People that can will just pay it despite the tax if they want it bad enough.

I think you mean better…

🙄