Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

“German Sex Tourist” - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.

I got that Microsoft Nokia Lumia dock back in the days. It came with 2 thunderbolt 3 USB C to USB C cables. I still use them. They are the best cables I ever owned. I love these cables. They are the best cables in the world. They are so good, they make other cables look like waste products. [Trump mode off] they even are bitter coated.

BUT: I’ve also owned iPhones since the X and the very first cable still looks new despite being the only source of internet my gaming PC has.

That hand is either fat, male, both or just an ugly woman lol

He knows when I’m awake because he can’t see me anymore.

Jokes on you. He only sees you when you’re sleeping.

As someone who never had any mental problem or childhood trauma, this took me way too many comments to understand.

That’s why I learned to smile with my whole body.

Only for subs, constantly asking for permission.

That’s… old. This is a windows phone style chatbox. My old Lumia 950 had the exact same style for messages.

Well, yes. Regular John just gets the game digitally for his SteamDeck or PS5 because it’s more convenient, while nerd Nelson wants the physical PS5 copy, or gets it from steam for his gaming PC. And to be honest, finding physical games in this day and age has become hard.

People seem to forget that nearly all games that released 2024 were a total shitshow.

Don’t forget to stabilize your kid’s sandwiches 🥪

I‘m across the pond in Europe. I’ve literally never seen a check outside American movies and business books.

So you’re definitely old enough to know what ✏️📼 means!

I‘m 30 years old. I have never seen a fax machine and a check. I have only once used a payment slip at a machine before my phone app was able to do this.

Since this is shitpost