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Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
“I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
Is this Jack Ruby’s lemmy account?
I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus
What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
Chode Loadington
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
Silky Johnson
George Washington Lemon Fresca
secretlyaddictedtodick
Mickey Mouth
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My wifes name is a little…‘exotic’, and she’s accidentally had it mistaken for a stripper name before XD
Dragon Dong
Dragon Ballz D
Diablito Diablo
Curly McDick
