Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that

I have super crooked pinkies, can perpetually pop my ankle, and can retract my testicles back in my body?? Idk if other people can do that last one but all my buds in hs promised they couldn’t

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IM A REAL KILLER NEVER FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

I have a bet with my dad that’ll he’ll put Vince in his cabinet instead of Linda this go around

Not great. Have a trans spouse and a young daughter who goes to public school. Have been burning through savings lately to pay off medical debt and am scared of losing my job once the tariffs kick in. My state just made homelessness illegal so the thought of the house of cards coming down is real

Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.

In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good

IM COMING

I have seen Kung Pow: Enter the Fist over a hundred times easily

We have coffee. We have tea.

I assume humans have run hot water through every conceivable plant grounds to see what it would taste like.

90% of the Sonic Frontiers “Cyberspace” tracks are S tier. The best soundtrack in recent memory.

The worst part is that they used to give this to babies and children on the reg

The Venture Bros is the only superhero adjacent anything I give a shit about. Greatest adult animation show ever. Making fun of comic books and old Hannah Barbara cartoons but better and more rich and consistent than any of them.

Such a classic.