Don’t rub his belly, it’s a trap

But I’m still doing beans

Who farted?

I prefer the 7 Seconds version

Britney?

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

Tell him he isn’t allowed to grab a beer from the fridge

DOGE gonna cut this waste?

But what about 8?

Womp womp

Nothing because I am a poor and don’t have stock

Trump gonna be mad

Bullshit

Goodnight

Duh

Are you excited about microtransactions?

Do what makes you happy

Boxer briefs for me

Finally some good news

Well yeah, but wait til you hear who’s reuniting for Fyre Festival III