I had to pay $400 in excess of what’s already taken out of my checks – my other half, $700. What are we getting? The shaft.

No. I already own more games than I’ll ever play. Any new acquisitions are indie or on deep discount, preferably both.

54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level). source

I left my Casio poolside in autumn and found it in spring. It was fine and on time. I’m still using it.

“It’s good to see you” is still positive and doesn’t get into detail, so I prefer that.

Dragon Dong

Can anyone recommend a decent space sim? I’ve talked myself in and out of buying No Man’s Sky a dozen times, and all this shade will probably remove it from my wishlist.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were so sensitive” is my response to these types IRL.

“I’m saying that Stonewall Jackson was trash himself. Him and Lee and the rest of them rebs” - Shane (1953)

They’d be right at home at .ml

And — while it’s been said that Polish journalists exaggerated on this part — it was widely reported that Seymour also mistranslated the innocuous statement that Carter was happy to be in Poland to the much less innocent claim that he was “happy to grasp at Poland’s private parts.”

Skynet

The guy from the Apprentice did a few spots on WWE then stole Vince McMahon’s schtick. Ran for President and got over as a heel so hard (see MJF) – gained a loyal following. This revision we’re seeing now seems to be a riff on Putin + Mein Kampf.

No, houses are flammable too. They’re surrounded by invasive and extremely flammable eucalyptus trees.

The main reason for the fires in Australia were eucalyptus trees, they’re extremely flammable. Eucalyptus trees are foreign to California. They were brought over by Australians. The fires aren’t California’s fault.

Workdays

Final Countdown

My roommate, an iPhone user and English only speaker, left his TV on the Spanish channel with his phone right next to it and left for work. When he came back home and checked his phone, all his Facebook and Twitter ads were in Spanish. This was at least 10 years ago.

2020 Hyundai Elantra SEL 50k miles. After the Impala’s electrics started going out at 200k I wanted a vehicle that I knew the maintenance history of. I got a good deal on a demonstrator model with 3k miles on it, right before the market went to hell – I figured it would and I needed transportation because I went back to work.

I just needed a go box, but wanted car play. I knew the Elantra was one of the best selling cars, so in the long run parts would be available. I took a gamble on the CVT transmission because it’s Hyundai’s first go at it with this model, but all my other options were CVT.

It’s still a young vehicle, but it’s standard change oil and make sure it has fuel. That’s what I wanted.

My other half is more progressive. A belt-driven long range e-bike charged by solar.

The human torch.