The ‘I can’t be bothered’…

Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.
Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.
Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.
The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol
I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.
That’s bad for your ears 😭 don’t do that aaaaa
Cat owners and normal people
Can confirm. Am cat owner.
There’s an easy solution to that.
Close. The. Door.
wow, first time I’ve encountered someone who doesn’t know what’s a cat is
No, the door of a residential bathroom has a specific purpose, besides the normal door-related ones. It’s a vacant/occupied sign.
I just look under the crack of the door to see if the light is on.
Some folks prefer to keep the door shut, to keep from stinking the rest of the place up.
People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
My husband and I had a cat for nearly a decade and she never so much as looked at the TP roll. Our current gremlin has sprinted at top speed into the bathroom because he heard me open the cabinet where we started hiding the TP when he wouldn’t leave it alone. He actually tried to grab it out of my hands, and I had to play tug of war with him! I’ve never encountered any other cat as hellbent on destroying TP, but he lives for it. Shreds it like he’s plucking a bird.
Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.
It entirely depends on the cat. Some cats will, others couldn’t care less.
I’ve had 2/5 cats I’ve had donut, so the roll always goes down the back. Kept my kid from unrolling it for about a week lol
There is another…

This is what I do but only because there is no wall directly in reach on the left or right of my toilet, only a wall behind me, which makes reaching the toilet paper annoying as shit
Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who have a bidet.
- And the bidet-less.
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with
Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.
Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.
wrong, bidetful and bidetless
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
Yeah this isn’t reddit, who fucking cares
Agreed! But do it standing of course.
No! Why should I!?
no, wash it
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?
Pretty much
Swamp ass has nothing on lake ass!
Lol
Yeah, right and
wrongleft1 high efficiency tp square, technical no bidet assisted speedrun

Who. Fucking. Cares.
Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.
the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum
This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine
Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.











