I have a government-issued iPhone. It has Signal on it, and I have access to the appstore. It’s also not allowed to be used for anything but unclassified communication and isn’t permitted inside restricted areas.

That’s Jenny.

Specifically an SVU offender.

Thank you. I see a lot of similarities between your cat and ours. I hope you have many* more years with yours.

Thank you. He was so loving. Here’s a picture of him sitting in my lap.

I’m sorry to hear. Do what you can for her, and try to make her remaining time with you memorable and comfortable.

Thank you so much for the kind words. They are truly appreciated.

I’m so sorry. I hope he went peacefully, knowing he was loved.

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

The leopards have been eating well these last couple of weeks.

Yes.

Have you seen what happens to a diaper when you go in the water?

At this point, I’m waiting for them to demand lead to be added back into gasoline so our grandchildren get to repeat the cycle of stupidity all over again.

It’s aftertaste as a flavor.

We should call this era the Great Suppression.

Frequency is measured in hertz (Hz), with 1 Hz meaning one cycle per second. A frequency of 8 Hz will complete 20 cycles in 2.5 sec.

NCOs are officers, just not commissioned officers.

Edit: I will concede that the title is misleading, though.

Fuck, he’s still alive? I could swear I remember hearing he died a few years back. Must have been wishful thinking on my part.

Just to be clear, the victim survived the stabbing. Not that that changes the intent of the crime.

I’m not who you originally asked, but one of the things other than torrenting that I use a VPN for is bypassing arbitrary geo-restrictions on websites. A lot of (mostly US) websites don’t allow you to access them if you aren’t in the country, or in some cases, if you don’t live in the right state.