I sit comfortably…

Hey, horseshoes aren’t a theory, they’re custom cut and nailed in place…

Yes, I have a left hand and a right hand. I even have a left leg and a right leg. I even have both feet.

None of my appendages are politically oriented either way…

Turns out, it was hiding under the duct tape on the air intake the whole time, on the driver’s side. Guess the video I found had me thrown off a bit. Like, they’re basically the same engine, but the video covered a 98, we got a 96…

His previous vehicle ran fucking great! It just had an unexpected situation, we highly suspect arson, but no proper evidence as of yet…

https://lemmy.world/post/45294636

Anyways, now we got this beater Sonoma, but at least it runs, and pretty smoothly at that for being 30 years old.

We found where to put the oil, it only needed ~3/4 of a quart. I’m pretty sure this one needs oil more than the last one…

We found it. For whatever reason, ours doesn’t have the extended filler neck tube, but at least it does have an oil cap, its just buried down in there.

As far as the manual, this thing doesn’t even have a glove box, half the dashboard itself was just straight up cut out and covered over with duct tape. I’m pretty sure the previous owner did that to make the passenger side into something of a bed for semi comfortable sleeping. 🤷

The red box post is where it’s supposed to be.

It’s getting dark right now and my camera sucks, so no more photos, at least not today.

And that’s the mystery of the day, where do pour oil?

Yes, that’s exactly where it should be, but we’ve been investigating this thing for about a half hour now. We simply can’t find it, and the one half obvious thing top side is for power steering fluid, not engine oil…

It’s getting dark right now here, no more investigating tonight.

The video link I found seems to be the same exact engine though… 🤷

Can’t find. Should be obvious right? But we can’t even find it ☹️

That’s power steering fluid…

LOL, you’d like to think I’d leave it that easy…

I knew there were more than 10 commandments!

Hahahahahaha… sad fucking laughs…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL0zfbmhAPQ

Shit was half predicted before I graduated high school.

Oh fuck that, we’re too lazy, we’re waiting for his upcoming natural aneurysm to take him out.

We’re vegan around here right? Okay not necessarily, but JD will still fuck the couch right?

You act as if there’s only one phone in the room. No, there’s 4 active devices with microphones right now. Not all belong to me…

Yo, you both make good points. Sorry I didn’t explain the joke/banter we were discussing.

We (in person) were joking for around 10 minutes or so about a crazy woman that literally wanted to have 6 children with me and move to Canada.

She’s crazy and was recently evicted, but we continue to joke about it. But it really makes me wonder, what if the microphones and AI shit around hear our silly banter and take it seriously, like thinking I’m about to move to Canada (I’m not).

Long question short, does AI know the difference between serious words or jokes?

No shit? Really? Is this the world we live in now?

Damn ☹️

I’m definitely no political enemy, we had just been silly bantering about a former crazy neighbor of ours for about 10 minutes…

https://lemmy.world/comment/23085460

So, would AI hear our banter and actually think we seriously intend to move to Canada?

I know, your username is all the shit you need to smear.

Carry on Mr. Mayor! 💩