Let the bidding begin!
I have four. And I’m declaring a 25% tariff on eggs sold by u/over_clox
So there.
As long as I get the tariff. We have our first bidder!
Can I interest you in more Eggs?
Those look like 3D printed synthetic eggs.
Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?
No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔
Sir/mam, this file is for a rooster. How do you egg a rooster?
Whoops wrong file.
DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.
Shit, too late.
It still looks like an animal! How long before it lays an egg?
J…just don’t eat them.
These are hard times yo, protein is protein…
I am personally outraged by the cruelty displayed on the pic! That dino was probably a lovely chap!!! Would you like your corpse to be unearthed and mended into a ball holder?!???
Now if you excuse me I will go and stab some chickens and preschoolers to calm down, am gonna have a fucken anurism…
What in the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣
I offer a bag of IV fluids (very hot commodity)
I prefer VII fluids, or IIX if you can swing it
We only accept warm fluids here.
NEXT BIDDER!
That would give you 60 or 70 cents in civilized countries.
I bid two eggs
Two eggs and two ovaries, we have our second bid!
Two eggs, since pocket lint, and a joke about elephants
Okay, one egg sold!
Let the bidding continue with the last two eggs!
First rule of eggs is never tell people how many eggs you have
Umm, I have some rock salt somewhere around here.
