I want to make a plugin that changes SLAMS in headlines to tickles

Oh man, inside of what!?

Well if you can you should max it out now.

Kakistocracy is the word

As an American, I agree. They should.

Nobody will

This feels like a chain email from 2002.

Definitely “for me” and definitely not money for a company that wants to shift liability to their customers and maximize their profits…

They definitely WILL NOT claim the reason that family of four plowed into that semi on the interstate was because your internet connection wasn’t up to their standards and failed to install the latest update, which is a clear breach of the TOS and therefore making you 100% liable.

Definitely not that…

No we did not

Oh well, we tried… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That juicy data is going to get bought up by the health insurance industry. I would be surprised if they aren’t part of the push to force them to sell the data.

Just canceled prime too

Don’t worry, the data will get bought up by the healthcare industry and start using it to deny coverage or to increase premiums.

“You’ve been randomly selected for a rate increase! For no reason at all! Definitely random!” - Your insurance in 2 years, probably

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well we tried….

GTFOH

Because dogs hate Trump. They can smell the gross.

IDK that still sounds pretty terrible.

Good. Fuck cars

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The answer to this is usually Reagan, runaway capitalism and the mega rich.