I don’t have a humanoid blender.

cold

… “them” and “us” are actually all just us.

Yes!

seems like an excuse

I like blue, hate to eat peanut butter and eliminate all brown people.

I like blue, hate to eat peanut butter, and eliminate all brown people.

It can happen to anyone.

edit: someone more clever can do a better example than this I’m sure

A data breach affecting Alvin Independent School District (AISD) in Texas has compromised sensitive personal information belonging to 47,606 individuals.

The district confirmed the breach, which occurred in June 2024, and began notifying impacted people over the weekend.

Exposed information includes names, Social Security numbers, state-issued IDs, credit and debit card details, financial account numbers, medical data and health insurance information.

The incident was reported by the Texas attorney general on May 2 2025.

The ransomware gang Fog took credit for the attack in July 2024, asserting it stole 60 GB of data from AISD. The group published the district’s name on its data leak site – a common tactic used to pressure victims into paying a ransom.

AISD has not confirmed the group’s claim nor disclosed whether a ransom was paid.

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Donald complicit in GOP crimes

I never realized Wikipedia was the source of all the memes.

“lost it”?

I’m assuming the plan is to buy bitcoin from themselves and their friends with taxpayer cash. They don’t care about the bitcoin after that. They’ll have the cash.

Minecraft

seems like a great way to siphon off the cash

exactly

smell

… a tree and get outta here.

at least the person in the photo isn’t also a kiwi
that would be confusing

need a kiwi for scale

“can’t”