They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
Anyone ever see Hitoshi Matsumoto’s Symbol? Fun film and this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
A man is trapped in a surreal room where the walls are covered in “buttons”. Each one he presses make something appear.
The buttons are cherubim angels baby penises and scrotes.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Womb Raiders
Penis

Hats off to your lady-friends
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be

Your mom in college.
Ok hear me out. The backrooms… but with mushroom walls
The mush-rooms? WHEN
Glory Wall
Just what it’s like for your college average springbreakers
Wonder what the Help Wanted ad copy would read?









