Hey US, you need to learn a lesson here.

But now it’s today. Sounds like a tomorrow problem.

I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.

I mean, looks like he’s been on a two week bender already.

And lazy/entitled.

I think the AMX came first.

“Whitehouse Monitors” That’s a scary saying.

“TWO WEEKS!”

Which one is your party boob?

Prices would plummet tomorrow if he got the fuck out of Iran.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

Well that explains trump.

Mixed feelings as well. But it does mean we can sell the same amount of oil at higher prices to world markets instead of selling at a discount to the US.

I thought Christ drove an Accord?

Good. Get out and stay out.

But Richard is Hammond. Where is Capt. Slow, my spirit animal?

“Shame………shame………shame”

It doesn’t have to be the closest body of water, any will do. Maybe the Gulf of Mexico would be better.

US delegation should keep walking into the Hudson.