Your mom in college.

That’s why port is a travelling beverage.

I’m surprised “peace” is even on the wheel.

So, they just don’t want drinks that make noise when you open them?

Gross, so they have to suffer the worst Canada has to offer.

Well, also the smallest.

How lewd.

How else is that one raspberry missing from the cake.

Anybody can sue anybody for anything, doesn’t make it true.

The US wants even Japan to return to the 50’s.

Guess we have to burn the house down again.

The peasants don’t need to know where I am going.

No hinges, it’s a push.

Meanwhile, behind closed doors he is begging for mercy.

“Trump said he made the pool a priority after an unnamed friend of his visiting from Germany called it “filthy, disgusting … not representative of the country.”

Sounds pretty representative to me.

More than half the adult population can’t read at a grade 6 level.

Well, a large percentage of the US is stupid.

Except they are within the US. Is there one right on a national border?

You couldn’t pay me to take it.

It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.