Sounds something a cat would say :3

Hey boo-boo lets pass some laws legalizing picnic basket theft

He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy

I like silly cat face :3

I updoot

In other news all pots where broken in the local area

Bag of holding Mouth of holding

Your cat has been cronenberg’d

Cat 2.0

Now with 14% snoot for 100% more boop

8X the meow :3

My god hes disappeared

“Well thats enough storys for tonight children goodnight”

children have existential dread

They grow up so fastDOTwave

Tasty when fried!

Cat.tar.gz

Sargent McArthur eat your heart out.

For context he wanted to send 10 nukes to make a line between Taiwan and china

AI is too nuke happy.

Also gotta add the infamous Computer Fraud and Abuse act 1986 was made because of the film war games.

A high ranking offical watched war games then asked the Secretary of defense could that happen?

And the official replied yes technically.

Enter the most vague ordinance!

Do you use adblock?

CFABA violated

The shit is so vague.

I highly recommend the phreaking episode of darknet diary’s.

Meow.exe has stopped responding

Hes in the vents

30% extra damage to all people born in califora

This shit is DND now

U wake the kitty its gonna be like the witch from left for dead

Rock is best loud, who listens to queen on vol level 3

Finds out the “crazy people” in the psych ward are not the patients but the supervisor!

Good for you, for leaving.

Instruction’s unclear kernel panicked???