Do you regret getting open heart surgery?

It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!

Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.

Almost carton.

But they are le tired…

No.

Yes!

And if the party says that there is not four but five, then how many?

I just like the idea of never having to buy another pair of sunglasses. If the next two pairs last as long as my current pair, they should outlast me.

I’ve owned five, but have worn/used three.

First pair from age 13 or 14 through to 17. Second pair from 17 until 24. Third pair has seen daily use for over 14 years.

I have replaced the lenses in my third pair once, and have a couple of pairs of spare lenses if the need arises. I already have my next two pairs of sunglasses, bought them maybe eight years ago, just in case.

This doesn’t include tinted safety glasses that I wear at work, I usually only get an average of 6-8 months out of those.

Nitrogen asphyxiation has been a favoured method with the euthanasia crowd for a while now. I’m against the death penalty, but it would be one of my top three preferred ways out if I was given the choice.

But then where will I get to see an overexposed background image, some all caps text, and a portrait of someone with their mouth open, all at once?