
Challenge: try walking to the end of that hallway without getting at least a demi-chub.
Is that like when Hercules gets a chub?
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Womb Raiders
Penis

Hats off to your lady-friends
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Anyone ever see Hitoshi Matsumoto’s Symbol? Fun film and this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
A man is trapped in a surreal room where the walls are covered in “buttons”. Each one he presses make something appear.
The buttons are cherubim angels baby penises and scrotes.
Ok hear me out. The backrooms… but with mushroom walls
lock me up and throw away the key
The mush-rooms? WHEN

hmmm
Your mom in college.
Glory Wall
Just what it’s like for your college average springbreakers
Wonder what the Help Wanted ad copy would read?












