fuck 'em both, at the very least…
This dog is a Mario chain chomp
I’m sure he doesn’t like his friend either
My dad believes our old family dog hated my mom because she could smell other men on her.
Well I wonder why he got cheated on lmfao
Ikr
It’s like he’s a store that exclusively sells red flags.
Yay for violent animals!
I don’t condone, but I understand.
Couldn’t she require the dog to get executed if she’s a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.
This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
If we’re comparing this tattoo to wardrobe choices, imagine you’re single and you show up to dates dressed in a t-shirt that says “I enjoyed it when my dog attacked my previous romantic partner” and the effect that might have on your whole vibe with the other person.
you got bit by a dog for cheating on someone and are expecting us to justify it?
It’s not like the tattoo says it’s from a cheating scenario. It only shows a woman being attacked by this guy’s dog.
Maybe let’s not give them advice to the contrary when someone is telling everyone who they really are.
okay, so which antisemite that i blocked’s alt are you
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Ok humble brag
It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
Whisky
No “E”
Unless you’re Irish or *shudder" 'Murican…
I got the shotgun, should I put down both of them or just the human?
That’s a cool story, and a well done tattoo, but… We all know that dog really has no clue what that lady did wrong. He’s just a bitey boy.
That is not a well done tattoo. It looks like a doodle someone could be proud of when they’re 14 or so.
I have one piece of capital A art. It’s a watercolor of the Y in South lake Tahoe (you know the intersection) and it also looks like a dog living its best life. Some famous dude painted it for gran for saving his life. Now it’s mine!
If you don’t know the area, it just looks like splotches. Or a dog licking its balls. But if you know the area, those few streaks of ink evoke home.
I don’t know the intersection, having never heard of Lake Tahoe before (I’m guessing that’s somewhere in the US?)
Anywho, in your painting does the dog have a leg going through it’s head at an anatomically impossible angle?
Nah it’s more showing off it’s butthole
Art is subjective
Waitwaitwait…
Doggo has a sensitive nose. We know he had to notice a strong smell of another male and scent of sex on the ex.
Now, there is a really, really small, almost nonexistant chance that the doggo connected the dots and assumed she betrayed the pack.
And sure, chance is really low…but I also don’t see a lot of claims to similiar story and if something has extremely small chance of happening, it still may happen. xD
More than likely the dog detected anxiety/hesitation/etc, saw that as prey/weak pack behavior and attacked accordingly. Dog would probably attack children.
We reeeeaaaally wanna believe all dogs are kill machines, don’t we? Also dunno if someone who cheats would feel anxiety, isn’t there tendency that cheaters blame their faithful partners?
I expect the “close friend” is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.
I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.
hug
Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won’t show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they’re uncomfortable.
Well dog’s can (sort of) simile. But I agree, the way it shows teeth combined with the look of the eye … He’s not relaxed. He’s on edge or up to something, I’d be on my guard near him right now.
Uh, this isn’t true. My dog literally smiles when she’s happiest (usually during belly rubs). Belly rub from yesterday. She rolls on her back, exposes her belly, and smiles bigger and bigger as I scratch:
Idk man, it’s a dobie. They are strange creatures when they are happy and content. I love them but a mal mix is enough for me
Hi, dog speaker here
What’s up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you’ll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
I suppose that makes sense if your interpretation of “bros before hoes” is simply “men are to be preferred above women in any circumstance.” but if you consider that “bros before hoes” is actually supposed to mean “loyalty to your friends is more important than the arbitrary pursuit of fleeting sexual pleasure,” that’s actually a condemnation of the friend for doing the exact opposite as efficiently as possible
Dude my sister from another mister Shania (real name idgaf) was one of the bros before I was one of the bros. And we’re not talking trans anything, my bros are very anticonformist.
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don’t support taking your bros hoes.
Well, I took your comment seriously, and now my friend’s dog is going to be pissed.
