Now I can’t stop thinking about that shitty gang in The Book of Boba Fett
This is how some boys gradually started wearing dresses.
Two of these people are a couple now, but it’s not the two you think.
I no shit had a pair that were bigger in each pant leg than the waist size. Ridiculous day and age.
How heavy were they? Did it feel like trying to walk through a swimming pool?
I want
These people went on to develop a pornographic dragon quest parody game called knobster quest. It’s a game about a lobster made of dick skin who’s quest is to defeat the giant clam that holds the secret of the ocean(the secret is that the ocean is a big pool of cum in my dog walkers back yard). Great game but the fleshlight controller you need for it is pretty expensive and also useless if you have severe erectile dysfunction. I tried returning it but I guess you can’t return used fleshlights to Giant Tiger because they don’t sell them there. Oh well, there’s 377 bucks down the drain. Maybe I’ll get some boner pills so I can play their knobstronaut game when it comes out, I’ve heard you play as a normal human astronaut but your spacesuit is made entirely of foreskin.
You know, honestly I’m not mad. This is still better that every other post being a guerilla marketing ploy. Makes me long for the internet of 2006.
This looks like magazine crossover art for 4 different early 2000s video games
Fuck I miss my JNCO’s…
The power behind all that hair… Unimaginable.
