January is the decade before the century of February (at least in the northern hemisphere). Everything after that is a day each.

Glorious POST. The only acceptable noise

Cheeto is the “why can’t you be like him?” cat. What a sweetie!

Sick Buc-ees blanket, btw

Clearly the grown, armed Gravy Gestapo are in imminent danger from someone who barely just learned to walk /s

This is blatant terrorism and specifically targeting those who can’t fight back or easily defend themselves.

May these pigs rot in piss for what they’ve done to our neighbors and community members.

Excellent troll.

Millennial kids knew about rotary phones, and floppy disks, and dot-matrix printers. Was still fun to rib at the older generations ¯_(ツ)_/¯

She’s all ears 😁

It’s nice to want things.

Maybe kitty will grant your wish some other day.

Angry fluff being an angry fluff while orange continues its search for the one brain cell

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

~20 min. old account with a political essay in a shitpost community. That’s…something.

The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Understated, but powerful early sci fi.

John Rhys Davies’ beard from LoTR

I wish I could search my saved comments on Mlem but there was the two-part story about Father Patrick’s Easter passion play with a life size bread Jesus and realistic effects created with foodstuffs.

It was glorious and will live in my head rent free forever.

I mean, at least he didn’t kill them himself?

Still horribly fucked and I worry for his mental health, but not as bad as it could be.

Either engagement bait or cropping out some cheesy instagram tag, most likely.

Greebles.

Those sunflower seeds contain the souls of his enemies, and he is ever hungry.

Still, he’s got nothing on Oxnard.

• One Punch Man
• Sakamoto Days
• FMA: Brotherhood
• Way of the Househusband
• (I haven’t watched it in like 15 years, don’t judge me) Hetalia but that was because I had unmedicated ADHD and was in middle school

Wait. Does Castlevania count? If so I put that as my last entry instead.

Stardew Valley (and its many farm sim clones), Slime Rancher, Balatro, and Chicory: A Colorful Tale are just a few off top of my head. I can delve into my games libraries and list a bunch more lol

Edit: From my Steam library alone, mostly what I’ve played lately:

• Hello Kitty Island Adventure

• Power Wash Simulator

• Unbox the Room

• Wanderstop

And my Switch library:

• Moonstone Island

• both “Mario + Rabbids” games (puzzle/strategy)

• Ooblets

• Animal Crossing

• Sun Haven

• Cattails: Wildwood Story

• Sprout Valley

• Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles

• Calico

• The Ace Attorney Trilogy

There’s more in my Steam library that probably fit the bill but I haven’t fully played them yet. All of the above have minimal real time combat/platforming or accessibility options to mitigate it. All can also be played at your own pace, as well :)

Further edit: almost forgot my epic library too!

• Bear and Breakfast

• Toem

• Garden Story

Join us in the world of cozy/puzzle games, where quick time events can go to die and you don’t have to treat a game like a full time job to be good at it 😄