I generally don’t participate in fashion trends so I never have cause me to look back on my past self and cringe.

With one obnoxiously baggy exception.

when even was this? I occasionally hear about jnco jeans but I have no recollection of ever actually seeing people dress like this

Now I can’t stop thinking about that shitty gang in The Book of Boba Fett

Two of these people are a couple now, but it’s not the two you think.

This is how some boys gradually started wearing dresses.

I no shit had a pair that were bigger in each pant leg than the waist size. Ridiculous day and age.

These people went on to develop a pornographic dragon quest parody game called knobster quest. It’s a game about a lobster made of dick skin who’s quest is to defeat the giant clam that holds the secret of the ocean(the secret is that the ocean is a big pool of cum in my dog walkers back yard). Great game but the fleshlight controller you need for it is pretty expensive and also useless if you have severe erectile dysfunction. I tried returning it but I guess you can’t return used fleshlights to Giant Tiger because they don’t sell them there. Oh well, there’s 377 bucks down the drain. Maybe I’ll get some boner pills so I can play their knobstronaut game when it comes out, I’ve heard you play as a normal human astronaut but your spacesuit is made entirely of foreskin.

I want

This looks like magazine crossover art for 4 different early 2000s video games

Fuck I miss my JNCO’s…

The power behind all that hair… Unimaginable.