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2 short of true headline greatness.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there’s a whole train of women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
How do they measure an orgasm?
Multiple judges must be present and observing closely. They are experts in distinguishing moans
“…after the previous holder died from his last attempt.”
He died doing what he loved…
I can’t find the news article, so this might be fake. But I did find this.
That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
Their dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
This pumpkin looks how I feel
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
don’t they send someone over to watch you break the record
Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.
He must have very soft hands, I’m usually chafed after 6.
omg they could split this record into two categories - with lube/lotion or without.
I bet he didn’t even use Margaret Thatcher’s Boner Smasher.
fasc-light
